why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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