Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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