glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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