We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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