ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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