Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
