Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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