Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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