i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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