How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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