There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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