Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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