i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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