took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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