found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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