Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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