Fuck appropriateness.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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