There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
