I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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