Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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