it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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