I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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