She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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