I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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