You really coming over, don't trick.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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