so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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