We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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