How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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