You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
