Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
