How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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