the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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