Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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