Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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