My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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