the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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