I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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