Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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