how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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