i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My cat gives me a boner
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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