Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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