dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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