my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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