Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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