Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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