Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can you bring me the toilet please
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night