I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.