It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Randomize