so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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