Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
this just has baby written all over it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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