dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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