i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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