yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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