He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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