I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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