the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So. Much. Porn.
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