We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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