Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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